Donald Trump demands Lord Sugar on his knees before him

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Good Lord. A trans-Atlantic battle of the egos is producing some unpleasant mental images today, as Donald Trump lobs insults at his British equivalent, Alan Sugar, star of the U.K. version of “The Apprentice.”

What is it exactly that has Trump and Sugar tilting at each other? Windmills.

You’re all wrong—check the facts! UK is massively subsidizing Scotland’s wind turbines & the people don’t want them.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2012

@realdonaldtrump RT Scottish don’t want wind turbines……..I think you have that wrong . The Scottish don’t want you !

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) December 6, 2012

.@lord_sugarIf you think ugly windmills are good for Scotland you are an even worse businessman than I thought…

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2012

… and, in my opinion, should not be doing The Apprentice.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2012

Trump is displeased with his Mini-Me. Bow down before Trump, Sugar!

Sugar: @lord_sugar—unlike you, I own The Apprentice. You were never successful enough…

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2012

…You have little persona, but The Apprentice concept is great and lucky for you!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2012

Sugar: @lord_sugar–Keep working hard so I make plenty of $ with your show…

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2012

Trump delivers the finishing blow.

… and many others. Drop to your knees, Sugar, and say thank you, Mr. Trump.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2012

Wow. What could make this Twitter spat more pathetic and uncomfortable? Enter Wormtongue.

Don’t wish to interfere obviously @realdonaldtrump – but it may be time to fire @lord_sugar from YOUR show for his impertinence?

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 6, 2012

Update:

Lord Sugar is still at it:

@realdonaldtrump RT:A general is good as his troops…..You must havebad troops. If Wikipedia is right you have failed so many times

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) December 7, 2012

@realdonaldtrump Hey Donny general consensus in the UK is I kicked your ar..on twitter.Your business failures make good reading on Wikapedia

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) December 7, 2012

(Hat tip: @einfal)

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