But Thats None Of My Business

But Thats None Of My Business

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32 Tattoo Fails So Tragically Embarrassing That These People Should Never Go Outside Again.

Getting a tattoo should be serious business (and not something young, drunk people should do at 2am). You’re permanently altering your body. For life. Forever. In fact, there are many people out there who should probably avoid getting tattoos altogether. Unfortunately, these 32 people made a few very bad decisions and ended up with some awful misspelled tattoos. The worst part? They have no idea.

1.) I have a feeling he got “frunk” when he was drunk.

2.) This IS a tragedy.

3.) No one makes this mistake, though.

4.) … and how you use “your.”

5.) Love doesn’t “concur” anything.

6.) The imposs… what?

7.) Ugh, that witch is the worst, right?

8.) This misspelling lives on.

9.) “Loose hope” sounds like a medical condition.


11.) One day they’ll realize what “itself” is.

12.) You can’t spell, either.

13.) Mmm. Fudge.

14.) In their defense, maybe they beat up someone named Hart.

15.) Who is this “Tomarrow” and why don’t they ever know?

16.) He didn’t have enough fingers for “you’re.”

17.) And strength.

18.) Except for maybe this.

19.) At first I thought “y’all” was the mistake. Nope.

20.) A drive-thru, maybe?

21.) Be live. Not dead?

22.) I’m sure you are.


24.) Never twos or threes.

25.) First, there’s the misspelling. Then there’s that creepy peppermint (?). Hold me.

26.) That’s okay, then. English isn’t your native language.

27.) He may want to grow out his hair…

28.) I assure you, we’re all judging you.

29.) Umm, huh?

30.) I can’t even count the reasons this was a bad idea.

31.) I life all of the time, what are you talking about?

32.) No, the strongest drug is what you were on when you got this.

(H/T Complex & Telegraph) Hopefully these people don’t mind wearing long-sleeved shirts for the rest of their lives. Because… ouch. Lesson of the day: if you’re going to get a tattoo, run it through a spell checker first. Or better yet, don’t get it at all.

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She Heard Noises Coming From The Kitchen And Caught Her Hilarious Dog Red-Handed

Universe, meet Stig. Stig is a smart dog. Stig enjoys doing dog things like playing with his mom and going for walks.

And like any other red-blooded American, our boy Stiggy really, really loves dessert — so much so, in fact, that he will go to truly astonishing lengths to get it.

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While Casey Officer was just minding her own business one day, she heard some nonsense coming from the other room. Quickly blaming said nonsense on her daughter instead of Stig because dogs are faultless creatures and children are not, she yelled at her little one to see what fresh Hell she was unleashing in the kitchen.

But the assumed culprit, a child by the name of Hannah, was nowhere to be found. Instead, Officer caught Stig red-handed while he was busy being a whipped cream-loving deviant.

Okay, okay. I know whipped cream isn’t exactly good for dogs, and I’m sure this woman does as well. That being said, if you don’t giggle at this just like Casey Officer did, you might be dead inside.

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19 Times Parents Have No Chill

“Mom, you’re embarrassing me!”

1. When you meet your kid’s new “cool” friend and try to impress them.


2. When you’re out in public and realize you didn’t pack any diapers.

3. When your kid reaches even the simplest of milestones.

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4. When you’ve been away from your kid too long on a business trip.


5. When your kid says something rude in public.

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6. When someone sneezes near your newborn baby.


7. When your kid is at bat in Little League.


8. When you show your kid your favorite movie from your childhood and REALLY want them to like it.

9. When your kid insists on ordering their own meal at a restaurant and then doesn’t eat a single bite.


10. When your kid says they’re in their room “studying.”


11. When you come across an item you need on clearance at Target.


12. When you’re not feeling appreciated after a long day.


13. When you finally get a moment to yourself.


14. When you’re trying to snap a photo of your kid with your cell phone.


15. When some rando yells at your kid.


16. When the clerk tells you they only have one copy left of the new video game your kid desperately wants for Christmas.


17. When you realize you’re going to have to spend the day with your toddler somewhere that isn’t baby-proofed.

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18. When you think it might be too late to sign your kid up for preschool.


19. When you find your kid’s shoes in the middle of the family room.

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When it comes to humans, it’s usually best to just mind your own business.

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19 Times Roseanne Was The Parent We All Aspire To Be

Dishing out love with a side of sarcasm.

1. When her kids dared to tell her she couldn’t make them do something:


2. When she perfectly expressed the thoughts of every parent of a junior high school-aged daughter:


3. When she felt awesome about herself without feeling the need to prove it to anyone:


Something tells me Roseanne wouldn’t have been a fan of Pinterest.

4. When she stood up for her kids:


5. When she knew just what to say when her kids were all up in her business:


6. When she wasn’t about to be compared to other parents:




7. When she knew how to shut down her teenager:


Sorry, Becky. Point, set, match to Mom.

8. And, more impressively, when she knew how to shut down Darlene:


9. When she made sure DJ knew early on how amazing she was:


10. And when she made him know she would always be there for him even when he wasn’t crazy about the idea:


11. When her kids pulled that “I wish I were never born” crap:


12. When she had eyes in the back of her head:


Nice try, DJ.

13. When she refused to let her daughter fall prey to gender stereotypes:


14. When she made it clear who was the boss:


Roseanne wasn’t a big fan of the patriarchy.

15. When she dressed her kids in the BEST Halloween costumes:


16. And when she nailed her Halloween costume, too.


Also, shout out to Dan for his A+ costume.

17. When she called bullshit on Thanksgiving prep:


18. When she knew just how to respond to Becky’s request not to embarrass her:


19. And lastly, when despite all of the challenges that come with being a parent, she knew how to let loose and enjoy the ride:



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The Vintage Sex Toys Women Used to Buy Look Downright Terrifying. NOPE.

Doctors began treating “hysteria” in women during the 1800s to relieve their pent up (ahem) tension. Medical professionals originally treated their clients though manual massage. Soon, they developed some strange machinery in an attempt to make it easier for everyone.

Of course, business-minded folks saw the opportunity to cash in on the craze with their own cleverly marketed contraptions. I’m not sure how any of these would help get a lady “in the mood” for anything but a robot convention, though.

1.) Horse Exercise Machine

Endorsed by the Princess of Wales!

2.) Vibrating Chair

“You’ll realize thoroughly [sic] the joys of better health.”

3.) Star Vibrators Electric Weight Loss Machine

The most fun way to pretend to lose weight.

4.) Polar Cub Electric Vibrator

I don’t understand. Was it cold?

5.) Vibra-Finger Gum Massager

Sure, for your “gums.”

6.) Stim-U-Lax Junior Massage Instrument

Used in barbershops and bedrooms.

7.) Vibro Battery Massager

Not fooling anyone with “body.”

8.) Wahl Hand-E Massage

This chick knows what’s up.

9.) “Personal Massagers”

They got a little less subtle over time.

10.) Hitachi Electric Vibrator

The all-time favorite for customers over the years.

(via Gurl.)

It’s a good thing the sex toy industry stopped beating around the bush about their products. Some of these looked like they could actually make you go blind. How did people use…wait, nevermind.

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Here Are The 24 Most Ridiculously Clever Advertisements… That Used Animals. They’re Fantastic.

Advertising is a tricky business. You need to identify people’s needs, wants and desires and capitalize on them. Even if they don’t know what they want, an advertiser should know. One thing that 99% of people love and want? Animals. Adorable, hilarious animals. These clever advertisements incorporated animals and, we have to say, they succeeded in making some awesome ads.

1.) Hopefully not a realistic representation.

2.) Bad food makes your dog troll you.

3.) A great reminder to wash your hands. For real.

4.) Eww, doggy breath.

5.) Woah, that’s some good zoom.


7.) If only this would happen.

8.) This cat is Simon Cowell’s twin.

9.) Stop germs in their tracks (only minus the bubble).

10.) Oh so THIS is how they make milkshakes?

11.) How is this NOT Bill Gates’s twin?

12.) If your dog does this, you know the food is good.

13.) Car rides just got intense.

14.) Man, how can I teach my dog to do THAT?

15.) Sometimes, beards don’t just look like an animal on someone’s face.

16.) LOL.

17.) This is the world’s most epic selfie.

18.) Let your cats get wild.

19.) Poor puppy.

20.) Awwwwww. If only this was real.

21.) If cats really did this, I’d have 30 cats.

22.) This is exactly what I want to do (and how I look) when I eat spicy food.

23.) Squirrels need to really look like this.

24.) This cat will NOT tolerate animal abuse.

(H/T Bored Panda) Henceforth, all advertisements should include animals. It’s hard to be mad at an ad or commercial when there are adorable puppies. :)

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19 Small Moments All Parents Look Forward To

“She didn’t finish her mac ‘n’ cheese!”

1. Sticking the straw into a juice box.

“I can do it myself, Mom!”
“No, sweetie, you’re, uh, not old enough yet.”

2. When you clean your kid’s room and for a second it actually looks good.

3. Waking up and realizing your kids are still asleep.


Up to nine minutes of peace are yours! Quick! Brew the coffee!

4. Completing the arduous task of bringing in all of your family’s things from the car after a long road trip.

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5. When you think you forgot to bring diapers and then find one at the bottom of your bag.


Disaster averted.

6. Washing marker stains off your kid’s hands.

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Marker stains are really on there, man. Actually getting them off feels like a bonafide accomplishment.

7. Having to buy a few boxes of cookies to help out your girl scout.

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It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it.

8. Pre-boarding a plane.

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9. Figuring out who a voice actor is in an animated movie or TV show.

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“I swear I know that voice!”
“Why don’t you just Google it?”
“Because that would be cheating. Gah, it’s on the tip of my tongue.”
“Why do you even have the Internet if you won’t -”
“Tim Gunn! It’s Tim Gunn of Project Runway!”

10. Putting your kid down after carrying them a long time.

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11. Getting a booger out of your kid’s nose.

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It may be nasty, but it’s also strangely satisfying.

12. Buckling your kid into a high chair.

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You’re not going anywhere now, kid.

13. Finding something your kid lost.

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“My glasses! Where did you find them?”
“In a trash bag hidden in a backpack under Timmy’s bed!”

14. When your kid blasts that one kid-friendly song you dig.

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“Mom! Stop singing along!”

15. Polishing off your kid’s unfinished grilled cheese.


16. Matching all of the tiny socks when you’re folding the laundry.

It’s challenging AND adorable.

17. Doing voices when you read bedtime stories.

This is your chance to be a thespian with a capital “T.” Go on and chew the scenery!

18. Going to the bathroom without anyone getting all up in your business.

19. When your kid falls asleep for the night.

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Time to break out the wine/chamomile tea/Nutella and watch some TV shows without talking animals!

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